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:iconilaaaria:
ilaaaria Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
I'm vegetarian and I really like the humor in this drawing X'D
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:icon333half:
333half Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015
Thats why i live the meat way of life, and now im going to make a good Stake.
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:iconmirsad77:
Mirsad77 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
He didn't say what kind of meat. C:<
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:iconlionbytes:
Lionbytes Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
Makes sense to me..
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:iconhardcorecrocomire:
HardCoreCrocomire Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Student General Artist
I was expecting on onion peeling a man... XD
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:iconzazzine:
Zazzine Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's a great idea!
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:iconrodrev:
rodrev Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Carrot Juice is Murder"  - "Arrogant Worms"
Listen up brothers and sisters,
come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature,
trapped in the dirt like a jail.

Vegetables live in oppression,
served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness,
I say we take up the fight.

Salads are only for murderers,
coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings,
just cause a radish can't scream.

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)

I saw a man eating celery,
so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again,
I'll bite him clean in two.

I'm a political prisoner,
trapped in a windowless cage.
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
by killing five men in a rage

I told the judge when he sentenced me,
This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again
just to save one more cauliflower

Chorus

How low as people do we dare to stoop,
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup?
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stirfry are sealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gormet slob)
How do you think that feels? (leave them out in the field)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves)
It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.....


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SilverwoodFoxflame Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Student General Artist
I love this!
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:iconstryler:
stryler Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
The revenge of vegetables D:
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:iconrocketshipz:
rocketshipz Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
What I always try to tell people.
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:icontwinsnake-coatl:
Twinsnake-Coatl Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
Faving this for so many reasons!
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:iconhinata773:
hinata773 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Awww such a cute picture~ <3 Make you finish him/her Lil Onion~
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:iconkitt-novem:
Kitt-Novem Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
I love the simple, ironic, humor in your works.
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:iconmadmontyzuma:
MadMontyZuma Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
Thanks.. now i have an excuse!! XD
MT
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:iconndrn:
NdrN Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
Nice!
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:icontheblueorchid:
TheBlueOrchid Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
i'm so glad people who eat meat ONLY eat meat and nothing else
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:iconaochiro:
Aochiro Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Student General Artist
...are chocolate bunnies good enough?
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:iconbarcod:
barcod Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
since vegetables have feeling too, I am MORE compelled to eat them now XP
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:iconl1k3gh0sts:
l1k3gh0sts Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist
This is just amazing. Lol. Thank you for making this. Really refreshing. :)
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:iconalfredofroylan2:
alfredofroylan2 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
Delicious Bunny you must eat it
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:iconnicholas-l:
Nicholas-L Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
epic
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:iconjackxantho:
JackXantho Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Student General Artist
Yess.
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:icondrunkfu:
Drunkfu Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
I agree with this.
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:iconhellmenzero:
Hellmenzero Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
For every one vegetable consumed, I shall devour three animals in its stead!
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:iconchaosbladewing:
ChaosBladewing Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
Honestly, that is not too far off from the standard American diet XP

We don't like veggies <.<;;;;;;;;;;
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:icontinyandhuge:
TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Student General Artist
Lol poor bunny!
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:iconzeta-neubourn:
Zeta-Neubourn Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014   Artist
#vegetablesaremurder

This is morbidly hilarious. |D Awesome! Poor bunny. ^^;
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